Breaking News: Pat Riley to follow in Dwayne Wade’s footsteps and have season ending surgery. Although he does not actually play for the team and has no significant injury, he feels it is best to focus on next season and start his rehab from Lasik Eye Surgery right away. Vision problems began while watching his team play this season.
Some have questioned the timing of Riley’s decision commenting “but he just sits on the sideline” and “he never had vision problems before.” Riley plans to recover by watching his soon-to-be first round draft picks play basketball in college tournaments. He also wants to get back to other hobbies of his that include watching ESPN Classic and polishing his rings.
On a sidenote, Shawn Marion officially labeled the most selfish athlete in pro sports winning the “I-Love-Stats-And-Don’t-Care-About-Winning Award”. Congratulations to him. He took the award away from 5-time back to back winner and “teammate” Ricky Davis.
2 comments:
You are sure tough on these guys. Everyone else on the Heat team has quit for the season, why not the coach also.
Shawn Marion is just carrying on the tradition of the player he replaced, Shaq.
Maybe Riley didn't really win those rings. Could it be that the players do make a difference?
Respect Riley, he's a Dapper Dan man.
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